u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
you made out with another girl for some wings
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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