Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
only you would photoshop your dick
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Boobs speak an international language.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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