I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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