I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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