and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
