If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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