It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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