32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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