Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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