Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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