can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no you cant smoke seaweed
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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