it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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