508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
soo... how was my night?
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