How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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