How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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