Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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