i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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