he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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