is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my shit smells like andre
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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