New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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