another moral hangover. fuck.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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