Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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