Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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