I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
No subtext here. People are naked.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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