It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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