I wish i was in the wii world.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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