How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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