turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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