that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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