If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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