Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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