is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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