I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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