4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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