I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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