dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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