I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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