What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Randomize
