terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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