Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You can't just leave with hair like that
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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