It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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