Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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