what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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