When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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