remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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