nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Randomize
