Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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