"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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