She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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