Your tits are I can't wait for
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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