ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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