There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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