Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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