If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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