Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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