Im at strip club and am horny
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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