just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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