she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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